When I went to the D train on 42nd street
I saw a guy who's meat was incomplete
THE train kept on rollin' down 6th avenue
When he whipped out his goods
BUT HEY WAIT! GOOD FOR WHO?
It wasn't such a blast on the subway where he flashed
He's the guy with no dick and no ass
Dean Haspiel boarded the train back from the dry cleaners
And said "Yo Thumbelina what's the lowdown on your weiner?"
The Church Lady reading the personals, she stood up and whined
"When God was handing out dicks and asses he forgot to wait in line!"
It wasn't such a blast on the subway where he flashed
He's the guy with no dick and no ass
(sung Bob Dylan style)
It wasn't such a blast on the subway where he flashed
He's the guy with no dick and no ass
Later in the destination
A news crew pulled up to the station
Tried to get the story straight
On our anatomically incorrect mate
Cops tried to gain composure
Bust him for indecent exposure
They were soon at a loss
Couldn't book him with no cause
Almost free from the slammer
When he tried to moon the camera
But it ain't indecent exposure if there ain't nothing to expose!
It wasn't such a blast on the subway where he flashed
He's the guy with no dick and no ass
Dick & no ass, run boy run
It's a small world an' it ain't no pun
lyrix & music---Lisssa Darrow