D.F.


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D.F. was Lisssa's invented slang for the "Dork Feeling"--a sense of vicarious embarrassment one feels when observing someone else doing something really stupid.

Guy calls me on the phone today

Hide in mmy house, in my bed all day

Wish to hell that he'd go away

Can't he see I don't wanna play

Cuz he gives me

DF!

Gimme DF

Workin' at a show tryin' to sell some books

Have to deal with stupid braindead looks

"Hey dress up for me like a bloodsucking vamp"

"No don't think it's gonna happen cuz' I ain't your tramp"

Cuz you give me

DF!

Gimme DF

You give me

DF!

Dancin' on a pole

Tryin' to do my job

Get a big tip

By a big fat slob

"Hey Baby-doll, I'll take you home with me

Cuz' I'm a big Wall Street jackass be your sugar daddy."

"Yeah, you just-

Tipped me

WITH D.F.!!!"

I GOT PAID IN D.F.!!!!

Lyrics--Jenny DevilDoll music--Lisssa Darrow

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